OK my fellow earthlings. What do I say? Im back with more news and more boring stories than you’ll ever imagine!!
LOL blogging is actually fun. As long as no one is reading it that is! Ahh my online diary, mayst thou always be-est at my side-eth. No I shall not translate that into social animal comprehensive lingo.
Anyways, more importantly, I shall try not to deviate from the topic of interest, which I am about to natter about. Obviously you guys know the name and please no stale jokes about it! Its so lame and annoying. Seriously do you guys lack this certain attribute called humour? Fine given most of you are pathetically unfunny (if that’s even English), atleast can ull be decent about it?? In simple English, keep the corniness with yourself. U might just need it when u get urself in a sticky situation which I really hope will happen sometime soon simply because u even …. Ahh never mind peeps.
Back to my so called institution. Where do I start? Definitely not with the pathetic crowd!! Firstly I was late to college! Secondly, besides being afraid of not being able to cope with the super smart ppl I thought I would encounter, I also pretty much tortured myself thinking that I would never make friends. Needless to say, I was right. Not surprisingly, when I entered my class for the first time I was absolutely dumb struck. Shocked in dismay is more like it! I never ever thought at some point in my life I would end up sharing educational space with absolutely pitiable people. No offence to any of my future friends from class who might end up reading this. Lol. Whatever it is, I was never this scared. I just could not make friends. Everyone seemed so cold and hostile. How was I ever going to adjust in such a place? Me Shereen, the funniest girl in class, the life of the class, the class clown?? How how how? I could not imagine cracking a joke ever! Well I thought maybe there would be some decent guy to look at at least. Or even strike a decent conversation. I could expect that much being in an MBA institute where the ultra requisite would have to be good communication skills, a very mandatory thing for me!! What I look for I mean. Well unfortunately, I was in for a big miserable dismal poignant shock!! The men were like a geek Indian lower middle class mind freak clan! Rotfl. Just great! No offence of course. But how could this have happened. I was absolutely dying to get in. and naturally given the course of events, now that I was in, I just had to get out!! The people were sad, lifeless, boring, unreceptive, unwelcoming, unfunny and the list can go on till I figure out how that time machine I invented works!
Without a doubt, I had the worst first day at college ever. Dint make any friends. And as is expected, weeks have passed, im still lonely and friendless and still haven’t shown people my real talents, still haven’t cracked my “rotfl” type super funny class jokes, still haven’t lit up the hallways with my presence (that is a bit over the top innit?but who cares!!), still don’t have the most popular group and the coolest friends and still am not the most popular girl in college! Im definitely going to make my comeback… with a little more weight this time lol! I think its only a matter of time until I rule! Hahahahaha! I do have to start from scratch. Build the sand castle all the way to the top! And keep those waves off of it!
I have taken an oath… “I, shereen dsouza, shall not post in my blog again, until, I feel that people have begun to notice me and until I havent made my presence felt!!”
With this, I end my post!